Friday Funnies! - Meetings

Women Quotes

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Behind every successful woman is herself

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A woman is like a tea bag...
You don't know how strong she is
Until you put her in hot water

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Warning:
I have an attitude and I know how to use it

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Of course I don't look busy...
I did it right the first time.

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If you want breakfast in bed,
Go sleep in the kitchen

Click & Comment Monday

{I do not have the Click & Comment Linkie yet, so please comment on this blog and go to Cat's Blog to join her linkie!

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On Mondays, Cat has Click & Comment Day. She posted this to remind you how important it is to comment on other blogs. It truly DOES increase your readership and you most often gain regulars that will visit your blog day after day.

What I encourage is for you to click my renter. Then, you comment on the blog and click their renter or someone on their blogroll. Then you comment on that blog and click their renter or someone on their blogroll. Do this for as many blogs as you can. Sometimes they go full circle, and you end up at the originating blog, then just look up a blog in the blogroll and start the cycle again.

So, let’s get started! Comment here and I’ll either add your name and link to my post or use an auto-link program and let you add your own.

I really encourage you to do this at least to 5 comments if you have ANY time at all. It will give you the joy of sharing a few of your opinions on posts and bring you future readers.

Thanks and enjoy Click & Comment Day!

Are you posting Click & Comment on your blog? Add your name to the list with a link to your blog and I’ll come visit. If you do this you not only gain links but new blog-friends as well.

Enjoy! I’m going to try to do this each Monday. Why not start your week off right?

The Female Vocabulary

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Sad Story - Father & Son

Let us be careful with our anger toward our kids.
Let the story below remind us to understand first our
kids before we get angry.

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One fine day
the Father is washing their brand new car.
suddenly, his 4 year old son pick up a stone
& scratch the side of the car.
the furious father grab the child's hand & repeatedly hit it.
Without realizing he's hitting it hard with a wrench...


At the hospital
the child's hand was severely injured
his 4 fingers had to be cut
the pity father looking at his crying son

the son ask his father:
"DAD, when will my fingers grow back?"

the father cried, he went to his new car & repeatedly kick it
then he sat beside the car facing the scratch made by his son
and there he saw the scratch

and the scratch read: " I LOVE YOU DADDY..."

FRAILTY

As my world insisted on falling to pieces
Down on my muddied self
I tried so desperately
To hold it off and aloft
With my frail hands.
Weak with shame and guilt.
Conscience of a righteous man
Clings to my arms like ballast
Making my burden harder to bear
Harder to overcome
I will try to last until
I can
Afterward?
---5/29/97

Fun Friday! What Kind of Donut are You?

You Are a Boston Creme Donut

You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you. But on the inside, you're a total pushover and completely soft. You're a traditionalist, and you don't change easily. You're likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it's sold out.

What Donut Are You?

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Me, a pushover? No way... ah...uh...ummm, ok, so I am.

What do you see

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How about this one?

Personal Resolution #1

As previously posted, I will be posting some Personal Resolutions that I think would make a better me.
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PR#1. If I have nothing good to say, then (I must say this very indelicately ) I must SHUT UP!

Every once in a while we all fail in this. Meeting a friend or acquaintance, we usually blurt out some things that are very obvious about him/her physically. This would not have been a problem if we unthinkingly say:

“Wow! You look great!” , and mean it (and that it accurately coincides with reality).

“Hey, you look even younger than before”, and so on….

Now imagine what would you feel if someone whom you know, but not particularly close/buddies with, very fluently blurt out these gems:

“Oh my! You have gained weight, and your hips (or waist, or chin, etc) is/are getting broader (larger)”
or
“You look all stressed out, you having problems with ____?” (whatever)

If in fact you HAVE gained weight BUT is currently battling with this issue (and have been losing badly), then what would you feel about this person who came in and gave you this frank assessment of your bodily challenge, though unasked? A ruined day ahead…

So, my #1 Personal Resolution stays on top.

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How about you? Do you have some Personal Resolution(s) to add?

Are you SMART? - Read this out loud

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed tihs psas it on !!